yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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