OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
