dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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