so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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