Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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