i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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