Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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