I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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