if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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