Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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