I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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