I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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