How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
