Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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