You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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