So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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