i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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