if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
