love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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