Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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