So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I didn't notice because vodka
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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