at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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