Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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