he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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