What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
There are leaves in my underwear?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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