Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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