Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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