you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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