chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
How many fucks given?
0.12846
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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