He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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