yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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