Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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