i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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