she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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