can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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