yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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