Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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