What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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