Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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