i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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