Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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