you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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