I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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