Jerry, you need to find god
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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