Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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