Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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