Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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