i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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