Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
ttyl tear gas
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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