no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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